LICK MY BALLS RADIO is the front door. The documented Martin Shkreli / Brooklyn Tech incident, Noah Kirsch, the canceled event, source links and the interactive archive live here for anyone who wants the full story.
A canceled crypto talk. A reporter looking for comment. One public reply that became the headline — and the source material behind $LICK.
Satirical editorial archive based on the public incident documented in the project dossier. $LICK is not created, endorsed, or owned by Martin Shkreli.
The phrase was posted publicly during the dispute over press access to the Brooklyn Tech event.
ARCHIVE / THE INCIDENT
The story follows the documented chronology: Martin Shkreli, the scheduled Brooklyn Tech talk, Noah Kirsch, the public post, the cancellation and the press coverage that followed.
Brooklyn Tech High School's Crypto Club promoted a Martin Shkreli speaker event for Tuesday, January 9, after 10th period in Room 2N6.
The flyer listed finance, AI and pharma among the topics.
Source detail retained from the dossier · Room 2N6 becomes an archival motif, not the premise of the coin.
Noah Kirsch of The Daily Beast messaged the club asking to talk about the event.
The message was forwarded to Shkreli. His instruction was simple: ignore the reporter and do not respond.
The dossier says the screenshot was attached to Shkreli's public post.
Shkreli posted from the @wagieeacc account, talked about the Brooklyn Tech appearance and addressed The Daily Beast directly.
The line that matters to this project is the one the press later pulled into the headline.
The coin's name comes from the public line — not from a fabricated “after access” story.
“Daily Beast, you're not invited to the main event.”LICK MY BALLS.
The dossier records that New York City's Department of Education indefinitely postponed the event; the club described the issue as a “bad PR risk.”
Shkreli blamed Kirsch; The Daily Beast denied that account. The site should preserve that distinction instead of presenting an unverified claim as fact.
This is the collision that gives the story a beginning, escalation and consequence.
The Daily Beast ran its story with “LICK MY BALLS” as the kicker. New York Post, Protos and other outlets covered the canceled crypto talk and the exchange.
That press moment — not a fake founder narrative — is the cleanest bridge from the historical incident to the meme.
The project keeps the receipts visible so visitors can separate source material from the memecoin's creative layer.
That is the hinge of the whole concept. The site should make the visitor understand the incident first — then reveal why the ticker is $LICK.
ARCHIVE / WHY $LICK
$LICK is a satirical memecoin concept built around the public “LICK MY BALLS” press moment and the canceled Brooklyn Tech crypto talk.
The “main event / after” language survives as a supporting tagline because it comes from the original exchange, but it no longer replaces the actual story.
Brand boundary: this project does not claim that Martin Shkreli created, funded, owns, holds or endorses $LICK.
ARCHIVE / THE RECEIPTS
Direct links to the source set collected in the dossier, so the incident can be checked without relying on the memecoin narrative.
The public post and attached message thread anchoring the incident.
OPEN SOURCE ↗ PRESSThe article whose kicker turned the phrase into the most recognizable editorial artifact of the story.
OPEN SOURCE ↗ PRESSEvent flyer, visual context and reporting on the Brooklyn Tech cancellation.
OPEN SOURCE ↗ PRESSA compact account connecting the quote and the canceled event, plus the red cancellation visual reference.
OPEN SOURCE ↗ASK THE ARCHIVE
The archive is focused on the documented incident: Martin Shkreli, Brooklyn Tech, Noah Kirsch, the public post, the cancellation, the press coverage, the 2026 reuse of the phrase, and the boundary between the historical story and $LICK.
Ask about Martin Shkreli, the Brooklyn Tech event, Noah Kirsch, the message thread, the public post, the cancellation, the press coverage, later reuse of the phrase, or how that history connects to $LICK.
Answers are limited to the documented source set and the project’s stated brand boundaries. If a detail is not supported by the archive, the bot should say so rather than invent it.
Martin Shkreli, the event, the reporter, the public post, the cancellation and the press coverage stay in the foreground. CANCELED stamps, purple flyers, credentials and “after” language support the history instead of replacing it.